Old Lady Carjacks a Car with a Gun!
An elderly Florida woman did her shopping and upon returning to her car she found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car!” The four men didn’t wait for a second warning-they got out of the car and ran away.
The lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to load her groceries into the back of the car. She then slipped into the driver’s seat and was so
shaken she could not get the keys into the ignition. As she continued to try, she began to wonder why there was a football, a Frisbee, and
two 12-packs of beer on the front seat. A few minutes later she noticed her car was parked four or five spaces further down.
She loaded her bags into her own car and drove to the police station to report her mishap. The sergeant taking her report began laughing
uncontrollably. He then pointed to the other end of the counter where four men were reporting a carjacking by a mad, elderly woman
described as five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a handgun.
No charges were filed.
The moral of the story? If you’re going to have a senior moment, make it memorable!